I won't be writing my own vows

D and I tell each other, all the time, how much we love each other, but we won't be penning our own vows. In fact, we'd both like to talk as little as possible at our ceremony! (Isn't that what the ketubah is for? We'll both already have signed our vows anyway!) I thought for half a second about writing something of our own, but then I read that poem, Love to D last night and quickly remembered the problem—I would be CRYING MY FREAKING EYES OUT at the ceremony, and a being a runny-nosed bride would be kind of embarrassing.